you were warned in the address, in the link, and in the button’s color
You clicked.
On a page called “don’t click”. That isn’t a problem — it’s a diagnosis. And like every honest diagnosis, it doesn’t come with a solution.
what we already knew
- ▸that you were going to click. it’s the effect of any forbidden button.
- ▸that you were going to read the whole list before closing it.
- ▸that you were going to send the link to someone with the caption ‘look at this’.
- ▸that someone was going to open this on their phone, in the middle of a meeting.
- ▸that this text was going to look like a personality test. it isn’t. or it is.
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