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day 277 of the operation / 05.10.2026

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A Meeting That Could Have Been an Email

Four fields and a paragraph: how many minutes it would cost in writing, how many people were needed, and what was decided.

a result with no scientific value. reliability: the same as always.

same agenda, same meeting minutes. The generator is deterministic—even when it comes to the decision that wasn’t made.

the same decision, in writing

4

minutes to read

3

people needed

180

person-minutes saved

generated minutes

  • - align Friday’s deployment — discussed, no conclusion
  • - review the quarterly budget — discussed, no conclusion
  • - confirm who will notify the customer — discussed, no conclusion

decided: nada, mas todos saíram alinhados.

action item: agendar uma reunião para tratar do assunto (owner: quem levantar o assunto, due: na próxima reunião)

A 60-minute meeting with 6 attendees = 360 person-minutes. This is a stated heuristic: for the joke, not the timesheet.

didn’t like it? good. there’s more.